Man Thigh

The hairy, upper leg of a male adult.

Dom: "Eww look, that guy has short, shorts on."
Sam: "Yea, that's alot of man thigh."

by Dominique C March 30, 2008

man cannon

1. A device in Halo used to launch people over large distances, often used in Forge.

2. A penis

1. "Did you see that?! I just sniped that guy while he was being launched across the map by the man cannon!"

2. "Why don't you come over here and check out my man cannon?"

by Mistrissyuki October 9, 2008

Man swings

When men appear to have mood swings.

George: "What is wrong with dad?"

Patty: "Oh he is just having his man swings."

by Jorge20 August 25, 2010

man apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple. Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, nut swallowing queers. Have you had your man apple today?

Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.

People in Woodsfield, OH believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.

by Slob Knob Rob August 30, 2011

Man-Cold

When a man (typically a father) sneezes, coughs or feels a little cold and then takes 1-3 days off and claims to be severely ill

"I can believe Doug took another sick day. "
"Yeah but it's probably just a man-cold"

by Squidsy24 November 26, 2019

Man Up, Bitch!

* Actin like a fuckin wussy!

* Fuck stop bein such a damn pussy! Man Up, Bitch!

by Megan August 8, 2004

man move

Def 1: sticking your "man meat" inside a "hot botch"
Def 2: making a "man meal"
Def 3: Having a man dog
Def 4: Peeing on someone

Exmpl 1: Jonny blasted jennard ass, what a man move!
Exmpl 2: Lets pull a man move and get some wings!
Exmpl 3: owning a pitbull, german shepard, doberman (n not naming it powder)
Exmpl 4: R. Kelly peed on that bitch, what a man move!!!

by yonny March 28, 2004