THE LICKERS

DO NOT GET CLOSE! THESE PEOPLE WILL LICK YOUR EYEBALLS TILL YOU DIE
They like to drink other peoples saliva too
This makes them look attracting to others stealing your status

RUN FOR YOUR STATUS LIFE! ITS THE LICKERS

by The High Flatulence February 10, 2022

linoleum lickers

someone's toes and feet

"yo, alex was barefoot and I heard her linoleum lickers slapping on the floor"

by mimzerr May 2, 2024

Denim Lickers

Only the best Kickball team you’ll face on a Friday night

Bryce: who are we playing next week
Alex: oh no…
Bryce: Oh god, no not the Denim Lickers

by PASTEP June 6, 2025

Reckless Lickers

Individuals who shamelessly flatter or ingratiate themselves with people in positions of authority—whether seniors in college, club heads, or corporate managers—in order to gain favor, recognition, or personal advantage. Reckless lickers are known for prioritising praise over performance, switching allegiances quickly, and surviving more on charm than on skill.

“He didn’t join the club for passion—he’s just a reckless licker carrying coffee for every senior.”

“Reckless lickers spotted in the wild: volunteering for everything… but doing nothing.”

“She doesn’t even do her tasks—total reckless licker, always praising the boss’s haircut.”

“Bro, don’t trust him—he’s one of those reckless lickers. He was hyping up the debate club yesterday, today he’s licking the dramatics seniors.”

by Bruce Baldha September 14, 2025

licketyspliked

le'me break it down for y'all. it goes like 'lick' to the 'ety' (being the end of betty, your mum) 'splik' you can all pronounce that with me now? s-p-l-i-k and then 'ed' (being your broke ass dad, he lent it to me last night oh his ass is so tight)
it means feckin sweet ass man!

'ur mums is licketyspliked'
yeah i said 'ur mums' get over it jesus!

by michael clarke May 4, 2004

lickest

one who licks things alot.

hey over there look at the lickest, he's lickin a fukn bench.Stupid lickest

by orange March 12, 2005

Linkerati

The Linkerati are the special type of early adopters of social media who are very vocal on the Internet – be it twittering, blogging or doing a Yelp/Amazon business- or product-review.

Anyone seen Reina?

She's over there twittering on her Blackberry like usual. Better stay on her good side--I think she's part of the Linkerati.

by seancjohnm October 4, 2009