I just clocked 

To just clock means to just realise

1: Hey Amy how you doing?
2: I'm good thanks, you?
1: I'm goodtoo, oooh I just clocked, you dyed your hair

I just clocked by I just clocked April 12, 2015

Let's just be friends 

Sentence used to traditionally, gently let down someone that has an unrequited romantic and/or sexual interest in a friend/acquaintance. If they takes badly to this clearly very polite alternative of "I am not really romantically and/or sexually interested in you, but I still find value in you as a person and I'd like you by my side" (i.e., throws a tantrum, claims ownership or a "debt" for all the "nice things they've done", etc.), they weren't a friend in the first place and only saw your friendship as purely transactional. Run far away and find better friends.

Girl: I'm sorry, but I'd rather we just be friends.
Nice Guy: WOW AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR YOU? YOU FEMOIDS ARE ALL THE SAME, I DESERVE AT LEAST SOMETHING FOR BEING SUCH A NICE GUY
Girl: Wooo, thank you for confirming I dodged a bullet there.

Guy: Let's just be friends.
Nice Girl: HAH AS IF I WASN'T JOKING, I ONLY HANG AROUND YOU OUT OF PITY, YOU'RE FUGLY ANYWAY
Guy: Okay, we won't be friends either.

Let's just be friends by flamingbinch May 21, 2019

It’s just water weight 

A slogan from the YouTuber Nikocado Avocado, mainly used on his merch.

Nikocado Avocado: Get my new ‘it’s just water weight’ merch today!

It’s just water weight by Hfjdujdjzhxjd October 27, 2021

you just got told 

1.Some thing to say when something bad has happened to someone you know.
2.Or,if when someones trying to be smart but isnt being smart and someone points it out.

1.person 1:*gets hit by a stick*
person 2: you just got told

2.person 5:O yes look how cool that drawing is the bee has knees
person 6:But, bees dont have knees
person 7:HA person 5 just got told

you just got told by shootmeimdreaming May 30, 2008

i'm just saying 

Phrase used whenever someone says something that's offensive, or hurtful, mean etc. It's is used to automatically erase what was just said, as if the person never said it.

Guy #1:

Ey dog I would love to fuck the shit outta your little sister.

Guy #2: WTF did you just say????

Guy #1: I'm just saying.....

Guy #2: oh ok...kool

i'm just saying by 40 ounce bandit May 15, 2009

You have just been vuvuzeled 

To randomly blast a vuvuzela in someones ear.

Guy blows horn in guys ear you have just been vuvuzeled!

You have just been vuvuzeled by Ma brother fifjk July 12, 2010

let's-just-be-friends 

A phrase used mainly to end a relationship. Once this is said, you will most likely never have contact with the other person despite the meaning of what was said.

Girl: I think we should break up, let's-just-be-friends.
Guy: Alright, i'm okay with that.
*2 months later*
Friend: Have you heard from -- lately?
Guy: Dude we haven't talked since we broke up.
Friend: Didn't she say she wanted to stay friends?
Guy: I guess not, no one ever actually means that.

let's-just-be-friends by BigBoiDMoi June 30, 2011