by Fatty McFatt Fatt May 13, 2011
Get the Jordan Victor Reedmug. A Jordan may seem like a loving and charming young man...but hes not. Hell real you in qith his dark brown eyes, but dont fall for them. He seems sweet and nice right...but those lips arent..ugh dont kiss those. But dont let a Jordan trick you.
by ._therealone_. July 5, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. JT is the best friend anyone could ask for. She's funny, smart, beautiful, and she could light up a room with a smile. She is always there for her friends even when she's going through things. She's scary when she's mad, but she won't hit/hurt you unless she has a good reason. She may be short but she has an attitude from hell. You won't ever be lonely with her around, she's always wanting to walk/ride around town. She is the most amazing thing that could happen to your life. She may not know it but I love her with my whole heart. - Grey 🍄💗
by Luvv.Grey July 4, 2022
Get the Jordan Tisdale (JT)mug. Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
Get the Jordan stokesmug. A guy who is always there when you need him, and actually notices when your not okay. He is hot as hell!! He is super loyal, and caring. He is always there when you need him.
Friend #1 - Bro, who’s that guy? He hella cute!!
Friend #2 - I know right, that’s jordan, my boyfriend.
Friend #1 - Damn, I’m jealous.
Friend #2 - I know right, that’s jordan, my boyfriend.
Friend #1 - Damn, I’m jealous.
by Jordan’s gurl October 14, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan has the biggest weiner in all of history, and yes you guessed it it’s even better than Maikas. They’re dick is so massive women bow down and praise the all powerful Jordan
by NotJordanshh December 9, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. 