When in a predicament when it appears there is no escape, one smokes if they have them because the health effects no longer matter.
Said in a time when death is imminent.
Said in a time when death is imminent.
As the extinction-level asteroid tumbles toward earth...
John: "I can't believe we're all going to die like this..."
Mark: "Smoke em if you got em, boys. This is it."
John: <lights up>
John: "I can't believe we're all going to die like this..."
Mark: "Smoke em if you got em, boys. This is it."
John: <lights up>
by BakeCarrots December 30, 2008
This is the new term for when a television series runs out of new material and begins making ridiculous subplots that inevitable lead to the downfall of the show. Previous generations have called it "jumping the shark" after a bold move by the Fonz.
The prime example of this was in an episode of Lost called "Tricia Takanawa is dead", where the climax of the episode was when a titanic man named Hurley drove a broken VW hippy van down a hill for no apparent reason.
"Man that episode reminded me of when Lost got pushed downhill in a hippy van lol."
"Man that episode reminded me of when Lost got pushed downhill in a hippy van lol."
by Venis March 09, 2007
While at a bar, during closing time. A member of the same sex, notices what you are drinking, and approaches you to say they have that same liquor at their house. Where as, you wake the next morning, finding yourself naked, tied to the bed, and have a ball gag in your mouth.
This nice man from the bar told me "I got that Whiskey that you like!" at my house. He poured me a glass, I woke up tied to the bed, and with a sore ass!
by Fuzzy43 March 14, 2009
A sex act where the male parter vomits while releasing his load in his partners mouth. If with a female partner, while fisting the vagina.
by Fatgoppher February 15, 2014
by gottalovegatos13 November 03, 2017
A fancy way of saying you're broke (Quoted from popular Canadian song taught in Canadian elementary schools) "A penny and a nickel and a quarter and a dime mean a lot to you and me..."
by Koshka2 July 12, 2019
Kelly (son): ,,Dad, I'm hungry.''
Harrison (dad): ,,Hi Hungry, I'm dad.''
Kelly: ,,Damn, you got the whole squad laughing.''
Harrison: ,,Hahaha, I know right!''
Kelly: ,,That was sarcasm, you frigging boomer.''
Harrison: ,,Wait, how do you say this? No you?''
Kelly: *goes on BS Edgar type for a year* *dies of cringe as soon as remembers what happened*
Harrison (dad): ,,Hi Hungry, I'm dad.''
Kelly: ,,Damn, you got the whole squad laughing.''
Harrison: ,,Hahaha, I know right!''
Kelly: ,,That was sarcasm, you frigging boomer.''
Harrison: ,,Wait, how do you say this? No you?''
Kelly: *goes on BS Edgar type for a year* *dies of cringe as soon as remembers what happened*
by Vince1003 February 21, 2021