A fortnite God is someone who never got off the game and is filled with sweat. He's balls and ass is dripping full of shit and sweat Stay away from these people because they have never experienced sex or has ever talk to a girl in their entire lives
Danmy: Nestor never stops playing fortnite
Rocky: i know Virgin ass nigga
Nestor: i don't care what you guys think I'm a fortnite god.
Rocky: i know Virgin ass nigga
Nestor: i don't care what you guys think I'm a fortnite god.
by Anonymous dragon May 1, 2020
Get the Fortnite Godmug. "All hail the salt god!" "Oh no it's the salt god again!" "Just keep walking, salt god." "He gets angry at everything! Well, I guess we found a new salt god."
by Darkseid Solos February 10, 2017
Get the Salt Godmug. The Stone God is the person that you end up meeting when you're really stoned. You can't see him, but you can feel his comforting presence, and the weight of his heavy hands on your shoulders, head, back, and other extremities. It feels as if a giant stone golem is towering over you from behind, resting his heavy hands on your body, as your body compensates for the added weight.
Q:"Why are you walking so upright and funny?"
A:"The Stone God is resting his heavy hands
on my shoulders; I can't walk normally!"
"I can't move forward from the car seat. The Stone God has me pinned to the back of the seat."
"My head feels a bit heavy. I can feel the Stone God following me around, pressing on my head gently."
A:"The Stone God is resting his heavy hands
on my shoulders; I can't walk normally!"
"I can't move forward from the car seat. The Stone God has me pinned to the back of the seat."
"My head feels a bit heavy. I can feel the Stone God following me around, pressing on my head gently."
by Crazy Max April 4, 2009
Get the The Stone Godmug. Used as reference to something that is (or was) completely and utterly amazing. Can be used to describe amazing sex or something completely non sex related, that was AMAZING.
Girl: i just had some god sex with Orlando Bloom in his pirate costume.
Boy(not to girl above): that car crash out side was completely god sex, there was lots of blood and gore.
Boy(not to girl above): that car crash out side was completely god sex, there was lots of blood and gore.
by the sexy pirate girls November 22, 2009
Get the god sexmug. The one true God! all other god are false as the misery god touches both human and nerd alike!
The misery god strikes when you least expect it. When you think things are going pretty well in your life the misery god punishes you without remorse. He can strike hard at your family, car, studies, work and relationship, just to see your sad and pathetic face.
The misery god strikes when you least expect it. When you think things are going pretty well in your life the misery god punishes you without remorse. He can strike hard at your family, car, studies, work and relationship, just to see your sad and pathetic face.
Super Joe: "Man! I got home this morning and somebody (nigger) broke into my apartment and stole my PS3 and my laptop!"
Random chum: "ROFLMAO! The misery god owned your ass!"
Random chum: "ROFLMAO! The misery god owned your ass!"
by NisseG May 15, 2009
Get the Misery Godmug. Ex. Person 1: "Gem has the dankest memes, could it be that he is the Meme God"
Person 2: "Yeah Bro, there can be only one"
Person 2: "Yeah Bro, there can be only one"
by MemeBeast420 December 25, 2016
Get the Meme Godmug. by Albert Einstein July 12, 2018
Get the True Godmug.