french curves 

A nice way to say a woman's love handles or muff top. The fat that hangs over the top of a girl's pants.

Look at that girl's french curves in that bikini.

french curves by Big A. May 17, 2020

French Whore in Church

Southernism
1. Referred to as being nervous or scared, similar to if a Whore were to attend a church service

worse than a normal whore in church

"Shit, I'm nervous as a goddamn french whore in church!"

French Whore in Church by ogunga June 14, 2020

French Fuck 

The act of fucking while eating baguette, croissant or any french dishes. Wine can also be involved into the process.

"Why you eat a fuckin baguette Adrien!"
"Because i give you a nice French Fuck Olivia"

Example 1:
"Adrien you put wine everywhere! I'm wet!"
"Don't complain Olivia, it's just more wet than you'll never be"

Example 2:
"This croissant is really crispy Olivia"
"But it will never be as much crispy as i am Adrien"

French Fuck by Adrian_ June 28, 2020

French Wall Sit 

When one person takes a seated position with their back pushed against a wall much like the "wall sit" exercise position. A second person will then press there ass against the first individuals face, pinning their head against the wall. Then, with as much force as person two can muster, shit into the face of person one.

Don't work out in front of Jason, he'll give you a French wall sit.

French Wall Sit by Gloopin the Hun July 26, 2020

french dildo 

A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.

guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?

french dildo by slickomode September 10, 2020

french crest 

The dried crust that dries upon the crest of your lips and around them after a make out session.

Yo, bro. Did you see that French crest on her? She totally made out with Bill all night.

french crest by Malapropismgirl October 18, 2020

French Barracuda 

When 2 gay men are having intercourse facing a wall with a suction cup dildo built into it and the man giving has a dick similar to a barracuda and the man receiving is getting it so hard that he is forced to bite down on the dildo to cope with the pain, like eating a French baguette.

Tim went to the back room and gave Dave a French Barracuda.

French Barracuda by VscoManOfGaming November 6, 2020