Cookie Monster Suprise 

This occurance is the prolapse of a rectum, the process in which the colon falls out the anus, as someone is eating out the butt. The prolasped colon, in turn 'suprises' the person giving the 'anal oral'.

I was licking this girls butt, and then I got a cookie monster suprise. It was so gross.

Cookie Monster Suprise by Jon the Dude January 21, 2006

cookie 

A girls nether regions.

Hey mamma, nice cookies!

cookie by Sithknight May 18, 2005

OOKIE COOKIE 

When a bunch of men gather in a circle and masterbate on a cookie and the first one who can't cum in 5 minutes has to eat the cookie.

I knew I shouldn't of eaten that Ookie Cookie last night.

OOKIE COOKIE by gorgonzola1234 August 5, 2011

nigel cookie

Usually referring to a man who is not quite sure of his identity, tends to be called Cookie in his workplace, but Nigel by his mad stalkers, who tends to be from Trinidad in origin.

An all round nice guy who tends to enjoy singing in really homosexual ways to arouse his colleagues. Sadly for him, he tends to only arouse himself.

A "Nigel Cookie" is a man with no shame, who masturbates at frequent intervls throughout the day, without caring who sees.

Dangerous. If you hear someone refer to a person as a Nigel Cookie, be careful.

Watch out for that Nigel Cookie fella', he's unpredictable.

Person 1: I wish I understood why that man masturbates in public;
Person 2: Oh, didn't you realise? He's a Nigel Cookie!
Person 1: Crikey moses. That is unbelievable.

nigel cookie by carrie o'hanlon December 8, 2007

Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie 

One of the most sexualized ships in existence, this ship is overrated to the point where it's become annoying.

person 1: "hey dad, i ship and sexualize Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie, i hope you don't mi--"

dad: *goes to get the milk*

Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie by nUR53_f1nn December 15, 2021

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Idiom, synonym of "that's life".

Timmy: I can't believe I revised for four hours on those topics and not one of them came up in the exam
Jinny: That's the way the cookie crumbles
Timmy: stfu

that's the way the cookie crumbles by brendan May 28, 2004

Cookie dough that hoe 

When feeling hungry at night you throw her on the bed and massage her cookies with your elbicles.

hey girl i'm hungry for some cookies feed me the cookie monster's hungry let me cookie dough that hoe

Cookie dough that hoe by tony isbell August 2, 2008