Awkward Coma

the state of paralysing awkwardness when in an unshakable situation

"I'm breaking up with my boyfreind, so if I'm not in school tomorrow you'll know I've fallen into an awkward coma :/"

by Umbella December 27, 2011

Cunt Coma

When a person is in an extreme state of drunkenness, unable to take care of themselves, unwilling to take help and being abusive.

'lets get Tom home, he's fucked.'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'

by Tarrel May 5, 2012

frankenstein coma

When a person is sleeping deeply with all limbs stiff, and does not move for a long time.

My brother is looking like Frankenstein, i'll try to wake him up.
I'm going to go home and fall into a Frankenstein coma!!!

by urbanman112233 January 31, 2014

kiddie-coma

similar to barney'd-out... when nearly all a person's time is spent on entertaining their children with games, songs, stories and videos until they go into a zombie-like state or "auto pilot" if you will, forgetting temporarily who they are and that they have their own likes, wants and needs, essentially turning into "Mr. Rogers" (an iconic media personality who used to host the most popular children's show on tv)... this condition can be remedied by finding a bit of time for one's self, maybe a night out with adult friends to an adult music concert, or a movie (no cartoons), a couple of beers or a bottle of wine, good adult conversation and interaction uninterrupted by children or the elderly.

I cant take this "kiddie-coma" anymore, Im all barney'd-out... someone get me a beer and let's watch "The Shining" while listening to Ice Cube's "We Had To Tear This Muhfucka Up" before I turn into Mr. Rogers.

by hmf December 22, 2014

Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.

Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.

by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015

cable coma

The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.

I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.

by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015

nose coma

When you smell way too many fragrances and your nose starts burning inside

Joe: "Dude I really don't want to go to the mall."
Matt: "Why?"
Joe: "Because man, I get a nose coma walking through the cologne department."

by Insomniate March 14, 2016