Probably the smartest, cutest, and most successful boys around.
Also, known for being exceptionally well-endowed.
Questions to ask yourself if you're not sure you're a Jewish boy:
1) Was I worth $5000 as a 13yo?
2) Do I call people dicks or schmucks
3) Do I have an obsession with Asian Girls?
4) Am I an Ivy-Leaguer?
5) If I am not an Ivy-Leaguer, do I go to Brandeis, Tufts, NYU or GWU?
6) Do my parents want me to be a doctor
7) Am I more likely to manage a sports team than play on one?
8) Does Christmas piss me off?
Also, known for being exceptionally well-endowed.
Questions to ask yourself if you're not sure you're a Jewish boy:
1) Was I worth $5000 as a 13yo?
2) Do I call people dicks or schmucks
3) Do I have an obsession with Asian Girls?
4) Am I an Ivy-Leaguer?
5) If I am not an Ivy-Leaguer, do I go to Brandeis, Tufts, NYU or GWU?
6) Do my parents want me to be a doctor
7) Am I more likely to manage a sports team than play on one?
8) Does Christmas piss me off?
Girl 1: "I heard Jewish boys have the biggest dicks."
Girl 2: "Ya heard right!"
Asian girl 1: "I'd just love to date a cute Jewish boy!"
Asian girl 2: "Join the club."
Goy: "Yo, if it's passover, how are you gonna turn up?"
Jewish Boy: "PASS THE FUCKING MANISCHEWITZ
Girl 2: "Ya heard right!"
Asian girl 1: "I'd just love to date a cute Jewish boy!"
Asian girl 2: "Join the club."
Goy: "Yo, if it's passover, how are you gonna turn up?"
Jewish Boy: "PASS THE FUCKING MANISCHEWITZ
by broliaschiller December 11, 2014
THE WORST EVER. Usually very cute but also very rude and entitled. Has a 2.5 (weighted) GPA but is confident he will get in to a top college lmao. Can usually be found in the Juul Room (aka the bathroom) hanging with the boys objectifying women. Drowns out sorrows in a 24-pack of Bud Light on a Tuesday night. Overall... not worth your time.
Person 1: I heard some idiots broke the elevator.
Person 2: Probs the lax boys.
“Hi my name is Josh, and I play lacrosse. My favorite thing to do is lacrosse. My favorite color is lacrosse. The name of my first born child will be lacrosse.”
Person 2: Probs the lax boys.
“Hi my name is Josh, and I play lacrosse. My favorite thing to do is lacrosse. My favorite color is lacrosse. The name of my first born child will be lacrosse.”
by go irish June 26, 2020
by Teh bigfoot April 07, 2009
by Exposing the truth 101 December 04, 2019
A eurobeat song by Dave Rodgers. It speaks of shining stars, and getting the babe by being like a space boy.
Primarily featured in Initial D.
Primarily featured in Initial D.
Every night you light me with your gasoline.
Everytime I feel delight when you recall my name.
So you can be my shining star tonite -
I'm not alone with all your love.
Fly across the sky,
you will be mine!
I can feel your dream with you - BABE!
Everytime I feel delight when you recall my name.
So you can be my shining star tonite -
I'm not alone with all your love.
Fly across the sky,
you will be mine!
I can feel your dream with you - BABE!
by Kenthar April 07, 2004
a no-talent rapper whose lyrical talent pales in comparison to lyricists like Rakim, Ras Kass, Canibus, and AZ. All he is good for is making corny catchy songs that other low-IQ people can sing along to.
by True HipHop Fan February 22, 2008