Black book

The "black book" is where someone would shit into a book and slam it closed making shit fly everywhere

P1: why is there shit everywhere

P2: I did the "black book"

by BluBalls January 18, 2021

Book

Another word for fuck. Basically a clean alternative to the word. This usage of the word was created by Jonathan C.

Bro, that girl is obsessed with me. She wants to book me so bad.

by Karmyyynnn March 25, 2024

book

A large paper document in the office that has a short lifespan. The reason? Nowadays, as more offices go the "paperless" route, documents are scanned electronically and the originals discarded and shredded. Often, a "book" has several portions, each portion stapled, quite a nuisance to remove in order not to jam the electronic scanner.

I hate getting a book with a hundred staples in it---it's the bane of my existence at my office when I scan it in!

by pentozali October 16, 2012

leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023

Book Bomb

An author who signs copies of their book at random whilst traveling across the globe.

That Chris Brogan just book bombed another Borders.

by Giannii April 12, 2010

THE BOOK MAN

He is a guy who poOS ON BOOKS POOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP FEELS GOOD HUH

the book man pops on BOOKS RAWR

by Chunky Man January 15, 2020

Urban Phone Book

noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.

Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.

by Kugeln March 18, 2019