pegger begger

A person asking to be pegged by his girlfriend. Pegging is when a girl uses a strapon and inserts it inside a man's ass for sexual pleasure. this can be considered as bdsm and is not a homosexual type of intercourse.

Stark: please untie me. i can't take this anymore
Fern: shut up, you wanted this, now you better take it like a man
Stark: i wasn't expecting th- "ARRRGH"
Fern: Shut up pegger begger

by verbatiism June 25, 2024

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

ham-bagger

One who prolongs, procrastinates, puts off, or otherwise shirks responsibility.

“Did Dustin do the dishes?”

“That ham-bagger? He never does the dishes!”

by Slie August 1, 2024

Robot Booger

A septum piercing defined by Xander Thomas Beck Meade in 2023

Look at that Frozen snot droplet hanging off her robot Booger

by FunnyJunk2010 August 8, 2024

Bulgarian Booger Basher

Sticking a dick in someones nose

Lets perform bulgarian booger basher on a homeless guy

by squinto August 10, 2024

Double Bagger

adj- a person that is a complete douchebag and would also enjoy being tea bagged. The ultimate culmination in being a complete douchebag with bizarre insecurities that you aren't able to pinpoint.

Considered to be the pinnacle of escalating douchebag. Entry level is "douchebag", "complete douchebag" mid, and top tier "double bagger"

That guy is a beyond an asshole, definitely a double bagger....

by Totaleouche May 8, 2024

Rodeo Booger

When you finger goes round and round trying to get a booger in your nose.

After going more than 8 seconds, I was hoping for a re-pick, to get this rodeo booger out of my nose.

by PanisWrinkle October 28, 2024