Teddy Bear

A hairy, masculine looking gay man of small stature.

Also known as a Pocket Bear.

“Tell me about the guy you’ve started dating?”
“He’s cute, has a beard, kinda hairy and he’s short”
“How short?”
“Like 5ft 5”
“Oh, so he’s a Teddy Bear!”

by TeddyBear27 June 12, 2018

Bear claw

Smearing shit under the toilet seat, so when someone has to take a piss and lift the seat, they get shit all over their hands. As a result, they lift their hand up towards their face with fingers spread apart and release a huge growl of shock and anger.

Jim’s wife was so pissed after finding out she sat on the toilet seat that he buck-shotted. In her moment of rage, she decided to retaliate with a bear claw.

by Tommy Chips July 13, 2018

Ball bearings

When you orgasm so hard you are dizzy and are trying to get your balance.

Usually said while trying to get them a towel or glass of water.

"I came so hard, hold on while I get my ball bearings"

by Tyler_dm November 10, 2019

Angry Bear

Known fact that this is the fastest land animal in the world.

Listen every one knows the fastest land animal is the cheetah. Hmmmmm going to have to disagree angry bears Are the fastest.

by Pike1905 April 5, 2019

smokey bear

smokey bear secretly gets stoned instead of preventing wildfires

damn bro i just caught smokey bear hitting a bong in the redwoods while its on fire i thought he could only prevent them

by dog_god May 18, 2019

Jordy bear

a girl named Jordyn that often gets called 'Jordy bear' by her Favourite person ever Harmony.

Nawww Jordy bear

by helloharms September 9, 2019

jack bear

Wins it all then losses it all, find himself in trouble with a jock. Mainly lives at macdonalds but never gets fat. And the only person to turn down first cricket.

Bear the athlete, the gambler . The obscurer unit.

If you find yourself a Jack Bear give him your money , hell always double it.

by randomhehehehee March 23, 2017