Cow Udder

When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.

Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.

Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!

2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...

Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!

by CowUdder May 24, 2012

Wonder Cow Emporium

When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).

Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!

Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!

by Owen Bay January 7, 2012

cows moo

a great way of saying.

cows like to do something.
everytime they moo -- they are masterbating, but you can't see it.
"sloppin' the pigs" -- if you get what i'm sayinn.

therefore, cows moo...everytime they see a "hot" ass cow.

moooooooo.. "ahh that bitch is fine."

so they say, "cows moo"

by cowsmoo21 July 1, 2011

Epic Fail Cow

the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.

Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!

by QuezOreo November 18, 2011

cow fapper

the process of being morbidly obese and masturbating at least five times a day.

"i got molested by a cow fapper"

"damn that sucks ass"

by adjnadfjfdau February 28, 2023

Coastal Cow

A Coastal Cow is an animal lover who adores cows! So much that they have cow print everything!

She's such a coastal cow, she has cow print everything!

by CoastalCow February 28, 2023

cow hug day

Cow Hug Day is an annual event announced in India in February 2023, encouraging the show of love towards cows by hugging them.

Celebrated on the 14th of fuckin February too....

no cow hug days?

by Doomed March 6, 2023