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Ze french clam

a french female with enormous vagina
dear diary:
ive done this cute french gal 2nite
it was gr8 exept her Ze french clam had me worried a lil'
it tried to eat me....
by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004
mugGet the Ze french clammug.

excuse my french

An expression that is often misused to mean to allow me to curse. In-fact it's supposed to refer to the fact that French is a very sensual language, and it's to be used after something sensual.
Pardon my french, but she's hot.
by Idoit November 4, 2003
mugGet the excuse my frenchmug.

french me anal

Give me some of that beer.

French me anal, get your own.
by Jozimoto July 24, 2007
mugGet the french me analmug.

French fuck

Like French kiss but you put your whole foot as far as you can down your partners pussy until it hurts so much
by Senpai the 1 February 25, 2020
mugGet the French fuckmug.

French Fry Man

Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Comes to life when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing bright orange clothes and hats with yellow M's on them.
The evil French Fry Man Lurks around every corner of every street! Beware!
mugGet the French Fry Manmug.

Fuckin French Simon

someone that is really fuckin french. Like when they have a huge french chin, and does the fuckin french window washer dance. and talks incredibly of the "french touch" whatever the fuck that is.
"I really love Sarkozy, and crepes"
"Dude, your totally a fuckin french simon, HON HON HON"
by Canadian EH tristen December 4, 2007
mugGet the Fuckin French Simonmug.

French Toast

When you shit on a man or womans bossoms and then flatten it down and cut it into squares and spread butter on it
JOHN::Oi mate wana make french toast this morning?
Michelle:Oh yer whos chest shall we use?
by THE ABDOMINATOR March 18, 2009
mugGet the French Toastmug.

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