university of alabama 

Known for having 12 National Championships (The NCAA gives us 17). 51 Bowl Appearances and 29 bowl wins (Both Records). 21 SEC Championships. The Greatest Football Coach of all time. U of A is no Harvard but is a Quality institution. But who counts how many College Jeopardy Championships you have.

Alabama has the the greatest football tradition. Some people complain about how we live in the past. But when you have a past to live in it is different.

university of alabama by Luap Sille May 3, 2005

Winthrop University

A four year public liberal arts college located in Rock Hill, SC. Particularly known for its high girl to guy ratio, the entire campus is separated into the following groups: the Dooney and Burke/Coach bag bearing fake sorority girls, the "I rule this campus" pig headed athletes, the down to earth and seemingly strange theatre groupies, the dancers that flash their tights as if they're some kind of fashion statement, the smoking tree drawing art people, the honors program students that stimulate heart attacks in faculty, the hip African Americans, the ugly fat guys who think they are God because every other girl throws themselves at them, the lesbians (nuff said), and the normal students who transfer to Clemson or USC (or anywhere!!) before they lose their sanity.

"Man I went to this awesome Christmas Party last night"
"Where?"
"Winthrop University man"
"You didn't drink the jello shots, did you?"
"Yeah... why?"
"Dude, you drank piss!"

Winthrop University by Heidi Thatsnoneofyourbuisnnes January 11, 2008

Boise State University 

An Idaho "academic" institution based around the aged and undereducated. This "college" takes high school drop outs, geriatrics, and potatoes from all walks of life that find literacy to be a general assault on their underdeveloped senses. This "university's" claim to fame? They won the Fiesta Bowl. Once.

"I have to go take a giant Boise State University."

"My eighty year old grandpa goes to Boise State University."
"A smurf shat on Boise State University's turf."

"Side effects may include loss of appetite, impotence, anal fissures, atrocious acne, and Boise State University enrollment."
"Boise State University is completely inferior to the University of Idaho."

Boise State University by Joe Vandal October 2, 2009

Rice University 

The Best Collegue in the world

I wish i could go to Rice

Rice University by Willie the Great April 20, 2005

University of Windsor 

A deliberately mismanaged university that consists of a cesspool of students who realize they made a mistake by coming here.
-Will accept anyone:
* who can spell their name in English.
* knows what day it is.
AKA a money university, last chance university.

Transfer students usually end up here for a good education and realize later they've made a big mistake.

Watch roger and me to get an idea of what Windsor is like.(currently suffering the same fate as most industrial cities like detroit)

person1:where do you study again?
person2:university of windsor
person1:right..

University of Windsor by dominono April 8, 2008

University of Ottawa 

A bilingual university in the capital city of Canada, Ottawa, Ontario. Commonly mistaken with Ottawa University in Ottawa, Kansas by rival school Carleton University.

Much better school with a higher admission average than Carleton University. Actually has a football team, Law School, and Medical School, unlike Carleton.

Nice campus in a central, downtown location on most main bus routes within the city. Within walking distance to the Rideau Centre, Byward Market, Parliament Hill, Spark Street Mall and most tourist locations in the city.

Colours are Garnet and Grey, which lead to the choosing of their mascot, the noble Gee Gee. The Gee-Gee, which is the first horse out of the gate in a race, was adopted as the University of Ottawa brand initially to appeal to both the anglophone and francophone student populations. Since the initials “GG” can be used to describe the school colours, garnet and grey, in both languages, the nickname stuck.

O-T-T-A-W-A C'est ou ça? C'est ou ça?
Université d'Ottawa, l'Université canadienne. University of Ottawa, Canada's university.

University of Ottawa by chronicallyironic January 7, 2012

University of Michigan 

A wannabe ivy league university, with the ugliest student population in the country.

Blech, those University of Michigan student's look like cows.

University of Michigan by MEEEEEEEEEE January 2, 2006