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Tolstoys Beard

The Beard of Leo(Lev Nikolayevich) Tolstoy….it’s Hair. Stop being stupid
Tolstoys beard is in my potato saladgross
by YoMamaSo April 3, 2023
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Tool box

A derogatory term used to describe a woman who exclusively has sex with the most undesirable and douche-bag men.

"Tool box" is a play on the slang definitions of each respective word. "Tool" referring to a very disrespectful man, and "Box" referring to the generally uncommon nickname of the female genitals. Hence, Tool Box.
"Omg, Stacy is such a Tool Box. She F*cked the entire football team. All of those guys are egotistical narcissists."

"Hey Brian, I heard that Melissa broke up with her boyfriend. You should make a move!"

- "Hell no dude! Melissa is a Tool Box. She wouldn't bother looking at a nice guy like me".
by DontCryBaby April 16, 2023
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Tool

A person with an overly inflated ego who happens to think he’s the baddest mother fucker to walk planet earth and never hesitates at any chance he gets to remind you of that. They usually put a TON of effort in trying to come off much cooler than they actually are. Also usually for the most part unemployed.
Did you see Jakes story?” “yeah, lmao. That’s like his 5th memory he’s posted today that was older than 5 years ago!” “Haha he’s such a tool!”
by Wrench monkey April 19, 2023
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Tool Kiss

A kiss where people kiss by sharing

mouth pieces
Becky, we just tool kissed! *takes the vape back*
by @PaparazziAreRight May 16, 2023
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Toolaar

A guy that is a creep and loves someone despite avoiding their love at the same time

Examples

Saving photos of them without knowing
Staring at them every second of every day when you get the chance
Person 1: "Have you seen Charlie? He is such a fucking toolaar"

Person 2: "Yeah, weird perv he is"
by Scootaaaar May 21, 2023
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Tool

This is what you call someone when you think they're super cool, awesome, funny, sexy, hot, beautiful, and overall amazing.
Guy: Dude, she called me a tool! How rude of her, right?

Friend: Nah man, it means she's totally in love with you.
by skyrimsforthenords June 18, 2023
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Tollsen

Tollsen will rid the world of all evil.
by Notmyrealname1899 June 19, 2023
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