The Home

Where minority parents threaten to disown you and send you away forever.

Mom: "Did you talk back again?"
Dad: "Son, pack your things right now, we are sending you to THE HOME!"
Son: "Oh my god no please no please don't do this, PLEASE not THE HOME, why are you doing this?!"
Dad: "We're doing this because we love you."

by ninhursaag July 7, 2022

Home

My definition of home is the GYM. I go there everyday to get bigger and better.

Gym is my home

by Gymrat July 9, 2022

I’m going home

phrase by longbeachgriffy

Teacher: Where are you going? Young man, where-
Longbeachgriffy: I’m going home!
Teacher: SIT DOWN!!!! SIIIT NOOOWWW!!! SIDDDOWN!!!

by wubbableseiebe July 23, 2022

home

let me come home

“please let me come home”

by bilslove July 31, 2022

let's go home

three words that will make any tokyo ghoul fan cry

"come on... let's go home."

by livelaughjuuzou August 2, 2022

Home-Cuming

The day in which you may celebrate nutting once again until next years November hits.

Jerry: May you cum to home-cuming with me
Charles: Sure

by nut_charles_balmer October 31, 2019

Home Alone

An American actor that is most famous for his hit movies Home Alone and Home Alone 2. Sometimes mistakenly referred to as Macaulay Culkin but his actual name is Home Alone.

Dude: Bro. Did you see Macaulay Culkin at the Gucci Fashion Show?
Me: Who is Macaulay Culkin? Ooooo, you mean Home Alone? Yeah I saw him.

Dude: I thought his name was Macaulay Culkin.
Me: Nah my Dude. His name is Home Alone. Alot of people get his name mixed up for some reason.

by alstiner November 22, 2021