Taught Law

A law, rule or code instilled in a person through social and/or environmental influences which is accepted and believed in, but is not necessarily within conscious awareness

Not to be confused with 'Taut Law' although both may be bounded in a coeffect system (concurrently)

Well ma, I'd say we best to follow the taught law 'nless we wanna end up like em' white folk up done there over the hill past them rosebushes n' patio furniture

by edraculate November 25, 2016

Girard's law

Coined by fat retard and known iFunny user "Girard", his law, which was written in purple crayon, states that anyone viewing this must subscribe to his account.

This guy. He has swag. "Girard"? Fuck, he makes me wet. I must subscribe. It is law. Girard's law. Lol
-Girard, wearing groucho marx glasses

by SexyGirl77 May 10, 2020

Sam's Law

Sam's Law

Sam's Law: the first person to say something offensive without actually being honest enough to say "GFU"

Dave violated Sam's law when When Elie Said "Go Fudge yourself and die David" and David responded, "Elie I respect your right to free speech."

by @DoctorMalibu November 22, 2013

Santorum's Law

A rule that states if you aren't being ridiculed with vile, hate-filled, vitriolic, death threats and insults because of your views, you aren't trying hard enough.

You :Man, I told this lady I was pro-life and she started freaking out and calling me awful names telling me she wished my mom would have aborted me!
Friend: Santorum's Law, man.

by djshawman2 January 4, 2013

Rebecca's Law

Every topic will lead to a conversation about sex if given enough time.

Person 1: "We were having an average conversation about fruit, and then we started talking about sex!"

Person 2: "Rebecca's Law."

by Alexithymiia October 23, 2012

The law of Donovan

The law of Donovan states that anything that appears to be shorter then Donovan is actually taller than Donovan

Damn that kid hella short I think he’s shorter than Donovan

Nope the law of Donovan states that he that kid is taller then Donovan

by Doctor scratch and sniff February 7, 2018

bells law

The direct corrolation between amount of gingerbread lattes consumed and amount of shoes purchased.

Bells law dictated that Fiona after the third latte buying more shoes was out of the question

by simon June 19, 2003