Texas Hat Trick

Achieving three self-induced orgasms while watching the reflection of three gay men having sex.

Those guys were so hot, before I knew it, I pulled a Texas Hat Trick!

by Wordlike April 25, 2006

big hat, no cattle

A person who wears a large hat but possesses no livestock.

Marty still wears his cowboy hat even though rustlers stole his herd. He's got a big hat, no cattle.

by furtim April 9, 2008

mexican hat dance

to insert ones head in between your legs and squeezing tight, while giving a wedgie

jeff weaver got mexican hat danced in front of the whole school!

by E-feezy March 23, 2003

Hobo Hat Trick

When you drink a good amount of alcohol, smoke weed, and smoke tobacco all in the same day, but usually not enough of any of the three to get any good noticeable feeling. Originated from a hobo’s interest in drugs but lack of funds for large amounts.

Rob was able to complete his first Hobo Hat Trick at Coachella this year but really just wished he smoked more weed in the first place.

by Dal10 July 8, 2018

Irish hat trick

Act of balancing a hard hat on your shaft with no hands after looking at a transsexuals instagram photo(will be perceived as balancing on the brim of the hard hat)

Damn that picture had me doing an Irish hat trick in front of my coworkers.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023

Soggy Santa Hat

When Christmas Eve comes and you and your lover have great hot sex and the male proceeds to finish in a santa hat that the lover wears at breakfast at Christmas morning

This Soggy Santa Hat is the symbol of our love for Christmas

by Anal Tornado December 13, 2014

crack smuggler hat

A cheap hat, which, when put on, makes a large knob on top of your head. Generally baby blue, these hats are often quite humorous, especially if they are extremely high up. Named so because sometimes crack is carried within the knob.

Nigga Jim: damn, that guy must be carrying pounds of crack in that crack smuggler hat!

Wigger Jiminy: shit, son!

by Monklee March 17, 2009