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Spreadin' Rim

The two cowboys proceeded on horseback up the mountain, knowing full well their saddles wouldn't be the only things spreadin' rim that evening.
by Ajmontana July 12, 2019
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spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.
Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019
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Spread your bread

Spread your bread is where you get a slice of bread and put a hole in it. You then put it up to the vagina then penetrate the vagina through the bread hole super hard
Hey babe spread your bread for me
by Troy dagayhoy August 23, 2019
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Spread-Eagle

Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019
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Screaming piss

A pee in which comes out of you so hard it sounds like frying bacon and/or makes you scream due to being so hot
Be right back dude, I gotta take a screaming piss!”
by Noodle_man November 21, 2019
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Screaming Piss

A pee that comes out of you so fast it sounds like you are frying bacon and/or burns so bad that it makes you scream.
Be right back man, I gotta take a screaming piss!”
by Noodle_man November 21, 2019
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Screamin' Bus Dusty

When a man stumbles to a bus stop screaming at himself on his way to hitch a ride on the free public transport service and frantically screams at the bus to stop even though it sits idly awaiting passengers. He may occasionally bang on the driver’s window in a threatening manner as he screams obscenities at his female partner telling her to hurry up, seemingly fearful of missing the bus in order to ride in circles around the city all day, or to make random stops around the parklands to drink methylated spirits and play slippy dip in the local creek with the fellas.
There's Jed, that Screamin' Bus Dusty, on his way to encircle the city on the free public transport, yelling at his woman!
by Wongisdsadas November 25, 2019
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