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St Benedict’s

A school where half of the students are clinically retarded and are not even funny

The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.

Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.

A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.

Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)

Mr W**** (English)

Ms **s**o* (English)

Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more

Hall of fame (using descriptions)

Mr religious but fun

Dr Italian and charming

Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong
by Jared the wanking pelican September 24, 2023
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14 Clarinet St

This is just the wildest place for the Gangilang
Brother, you haven’t been to 14 Clarinet St
by LachyB September 24, 2023
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st louises

absolute stinking bastards go to St louises wif their shitey coloured uniform

the only good thing about the school is Mr falls

may watch u don't get jumped by cunty 2nd years getting on like they own the place as if they haven't been er 5 minutes

u will get fuck all in life and be found on Castle Street if u go there

schools absolute shite and so is all the minging cunts in it
person 1: I go to all saints wbu

person 2: aye I can fucking tell u fat bastard and I go to St louises

person 1: aye ur getting fucking no where in life in at shitey school ye bastard
by faggettt October 4, 2023
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A college with about 62 years of history; where dreams are made of 🌞

An institution where kids come to eat and chill; yeah, we said it ✊🏾
Located in the heart of Hyderabad; St. Francis College for Women provides all the right opportunities for students to do everything to get attendance :)
by Shiwbeiskeks November 27, 2021
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St. Gregory the Great Catholic Elementary School

A place where happiness , joy and laugher goes to die in the town of Oakville which is home to rich old white people. All the good teachers leave and half the students are back stabbing , rumour spreading wanna be regina George's .The education is non existent and the teachers bump up the grades of dumb rich kids to keep their parents happy.With Teachers who are tired of their lives and make an effort to deplete happiness if ur parents plan to send u there I'm sorry to inform u that they hate you.
I have depression

can be rephrased as....
I go to St. Gregory the Great Catholic Elementary School
by anonymous December 4, 2021
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st-vil

a tall African American man with poor eyesight but a rocking body in all aspects, to be St-viled is to be absolutely throttled for a night and being put on life support the next day, but still yearning for more.
kev: oh my goodness babe how did this happen to you why are you so hurt?
babe: I got absolutely St-viled last night. Sorry hun...
by anonymous December 6, 2021
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St

Person 1: wanna do st?
Person 2: yh sure

*proceed to do streaks *
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