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Trump Pump

When your arms are so swole from lifting it looks like you have tiny lil baby hands
A: Bro, thalidomide will not increase your gains!

B: Nah, I got that Trump Pump.
by Ted_Bunny March 14, 2024
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Pump

the act of farting, or releasing built up stomach gasses through your anus. Pumping is sometimes used as a more savory term for the act because sensitive parents have an issue with the word 'fart', and deem 'pump' as less disgusting and more acceptable.
I really have to pump right now my my friends will smell it, and know that my pumps are stinky. I must hold my pump in
by TortontoTim May 28, 2021
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Buffalo Pump

Buffalo Pump: getting fisted buy a guy with really large hands so it feels like you just had sex with a buffalo.
Travis can’t walk from receiving that Buffalo Pump from Dan.
by Sweet Beaver March 5, 2025
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Pump & Dump

A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.
I’ve been baking this shit all day, can’t wait for a Pump & Dump when I get home!
by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025
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MANDATORY FAG PUMP

A FAGDOMEN EXPANSION

To make you SHIT a lot.
Listen ANAL ALAN oh wait this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is a PUSH PEDOPHILE as to be truthful ALAN I WALDMAN your EGO IS HUGE I MEAN the MANDATORY FAG PUMP as take that PLASTIC BOTTLE and use this MANDATORY FAG PUMP to match your EGO as make that FAGDOMEN EXPAND and hurt like they did this to BABIES , LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS in those PEDOPHILE COLONIES who were too young to even have an EGO.

Hey ANAL ALAN good news as that MANDATORY FAG PUMP will rellay make you a nice big MANDATORY SHITEATER MEAL for bon appetite and you can also make a MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH.
by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022
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