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Phone Balls

When your on the phone with your parents and a girl makes-out with your neck causing you to receive blue balls and not pay attention to the conversation.
Morgan gave me gnarly phone Balls!
by Burnsssss March 5, 2009
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Phone Cocktail

When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.
Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!
by sneaky1 April 3, 2009
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phone affair

when a person you are good friends with is talking to your girlfriend/boyfriend more then you do. this usually happens without your knowledge
dude, did you hear? Laura and Randy were having a phone affair when he was going out with Ellen
wow! what a douche bag
by mingydingy January 7, 2009
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[phoneboothing]

Talking on your cell phone at the gym while sitting on a machine, especially when all the same machines are being used and you are the one dud sitting on the maching talking on your cell phone. The locker rooms have benches, go sit in there.
"I would really like to use that machine but that dude is phoneboothing."
by amandaj03 January 7, 2009
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phoneaphobia

Fear of making cold calls, even if your rent payment and drinking money depends on it.

This condition is often associated with Monday mornings and Friday afternoons in the work environment.
Man I didn't make any comissions last month at work. My boss asked me if I caught a case of phoneaphobia. He said everone in the office seems to have contacted it lately.
by Tyrenne June 2, 2009
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phone paralysis

The complete inability to think or speak that some people get when their phone call is answered by someone other than the person they tried to ring.

They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.
John's colleague: "Hello, John Smith's phone.................Hello?

Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."

John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"

Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"

John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!
by Urban Englander June 20, 2009
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Phone Oping

A phone operator who transfers calls to specific departments within a company is referred to as Phone Oping.

An agent that operates some apparatus or machine; "the operator of the switchboard"
Thank you for calling WestsideRentals.com, how may I direct your call?” This person is phone oping.
by Westside Rentals August 2, 2009
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