Race To Pee First

When 2, or more people have a race, and run to the bathroom (for example: at least 2 males, at least 2 females, or at least a male, and a female if only 2) to see who will pee in the bathroom first if there is particularly 1 bathroom where they are.

Scott, and I would race to pee first in the bathroom to see who would pee first.

by hoopaconfined December 11, 2019

Mommy Pee break

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.

Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

Pee Pee Pads

Miniature cotton wool pads used for dabbing the end of your Disco Stick to prevent Damp Pant.

Ron's wet crotch suggests he's fresh out of Pee Pee Pads

by Credit To The Nation September 13, 2023

Pee pee

1. Something that sticks out of a mans pants
2. Urine

I licked he’s pee pee

by Hint names January 11, 2020

Hide and Go Pee

Hide and Go Pee is a game similar to Hide and Go Seek. In Hide and Go Pee the person who is it tries to find a place to hide and to urinate in that location. The rest of players try to prevent the first player from urinating in their hiding spot. The game requires two or more players and location with spot to hide and urinate in. Normally an indoor game, but maybe played outdoors.

Comes from American Dad! season 5 episode 12, May the Best Stan Win.

Snot: Let's just play a normal game.
Barry: HIDE AND GO PEE!
Group: Barry, no!

by LSam October 27, 2023

Pee up my ass PUMA

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.

He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA

by Synaptic Shock July 11, 2019

pee v

The v shaped pee stain in your seat left from peeing in a bottle while you drive.

Emily was in a hurry to get to rob, she didn't stop for a bathroom break and left a pee v in her driver seat.

by Cooter polluter September 5, 2020