Angy panda

A angry panda that gets annoyed when the bamboo people steel his baboon as he is a fat mess who eats too much. Angy panda can also be used a a joke to describe how something is funny.

Adam is a angy panda

That is soooo angy panda

by Vibz__ December 27, 2024

J-Panda

Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.

I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

plastic paddy

Once strictly used by people from Ireland to describe people from abroad who claim Irish ancestry, this term has been appropriated by Irish Americans who are tired of green beer, shamrocks in Guinness, and the "everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day" mentality. Plastic paddies can claim no Irish ancestry, have only a superficial knowledge of Irish and Irish-American history, and use St. Patrick's Day as an excuse to drink excessively. They genuinely believe that the Irish in America were lower than slaves, despite ample evidence to the contrary.

Only a plastic paddy would wear those stupid shamrock beads.

by sillymittens March 16, 2025

Post-panda regret

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.

Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.

by Cotriangulation June 4, 2025

Chuzz Panda

A famous meme about a chopped huzz panda

Chuzz Panda is so funny, I thought about it at my father’s funeral and it made me piss myself.

Chuzz Panda comforts me in my darkest times, I love Chuzz Panda.

by Isaac Blaze McKim September 27, 2025

Pizza panda

A panda that tosses and turns pizzas. He is the ultimate pizza panda. The pizza panda is more emotionally expressive than the pizza bandit. The pizza panda grew up with a deceased father.

"Chad is the ultimate pizza panda. I heard that the pizza bandit grew up with a dead dad.

by anonymous October 4, 2025

trash panda

if you ever wear a raccoon pj onesie and explain how raccoons are also called trash pandas your ex will start rumors that your a furby and fuck raccoons so always pay attention to the mental health of the person your with

Jared now thinks your a furby because you once owned a onesie of a trash panda.

by onesiesdontmakefurbies October 25, 2025