sacrificing the short friend

The act of performing the sacred ritual of sacrificing the person(s) who is/are under 5 foot in your friend group for eternal happiness and achieving moral turpitude.

Person one: “now that it’s summer break, let’s go sacrifice the short friend!” Person two: “Yeah! Let’s def do it!” Person three (4’11 ft) “wait, WHAT!????” (Summer break is the perfect time for sacrificing the short friend)

by 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 December 21, 2024

Short sharpy

A quick beer with one of the boys

Greg said “Should we head next door for a short sharpy or what cob?”

by Rewzone July 15, 2021

Short Mexican

Short Mexicans are the most racist and homophobic they can sometimes be nice but only to authority but most of the time they are annoying and making jokes thinking they are funny

Guy 1: is that a short Mexican

Guy 2: yeah I wouldn’t recommend talking to him

Guy 1: no I’m gonna call him HEY SHORT MEXICAN

Short Mexican: what do you want

Guy 2: never mind short Mexican you can go

short Mexican: nah ugly

by Jimmy John skimp July 8, 2022

short king sunday

short king sunday is the celebration of short men🔥

happy short king sunday!!

by bbqtfu November 4, 2023

Sann (short)

Sann is very very short sann also calls ppl taller then it short when you can literally stomp on it💀 also thinks a 69 year old man is fine weird ah

Sann (short)is so short ong

by Stealth777 August 15, 2022

Short

short is furkan furkan is short same thing

short is furkan

by Furkan is Short February 10, 2021

Short people

A bunch of dirty hairy tramps with hairy vaginas are a bunch of filthy pedophile pricks that stink of shit and often wear glasses because their knobs.

If you see a short people stomp on him.

by English are trannys December 16, 2021