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If it’s chain, it’s free reign

Stealing or ‘borrowing’ from corporate(chain) stores. They have more than enough money to make up for losses. DO NOT take from local Mom and Pop shops, asshole!
Sara: Hey wanna go ‘hang out’ in Macy’s??
Tiff: Ofc!! If it’s chain, it’s free reign!!
(In reality Sara and Tiff stealing from Macy’s bc F that company)
by JusforGiggles May 18, 2022
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Free fire man

Only like to top up and failing exams
My free fire man horn me with niyah otf
by Skye from free fire November 23, 2021
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The "Free Bird" effect

When you're driving a car listening to Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd and the solo comes on. You feel the need to go over the speed limit no matter where you are.
Person 1: "Bro I love this song!"
Person 2: "Hopefully The "Free Bird" effect doesn't happen."
by LesbianFish07 April 28, 2023
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free trial villain

A term meaning a character in a series has only been evil once (or rarely, twice). But, during that time they were villainous, they were extremely evil and heartless to the point that some people would even consider them villainous normally.
Guy 1: "Wait, I thought that person in the series was evil, what happened to them?"
Guy 2: "They were only evil during that episode. They didn't turn evil and kept being evil for the rest of the series. Something happened and they turned good again."
Guy 1: "Oh so they're a free trial villain?"
by pingpong89 July 26, 2023
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free-range child

A child with few rules and boundaries, allowed to explore the world without correction unless danger is imminent
My free-range child taught herself how to climb a ladder correctly yesterday.
by Raynemom June 8, 2014
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Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.
dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.
by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022
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