by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

a mother: “come on little Johnny, you need your sleep”
Little Johnny: “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!”
Little Johnny: “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!”
by The Gaming Canadian July 3, 2020

Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?
by sleepfapper625 April 12, 2015

you in a dark void then going to a new world then when it about to get good BOOM real life that is wat sleaping is
a fairy:WOW y/n YOU FEEL REALLLY FAR SO UMMM LETS GO SEE OUR FREADS
(about to be good)
y/n: ugh it was just geting goood :(
y/ns father/father figure: y/n you were sleeping
(about to be good)
y/n: ugh it was just geting goood :(
y/ns father/father figure: y/n you were sleeping
by doll123 youandi are furrys May 16, 2022

by NepuNepu June 6, 2018

"Yeah I had a shitty sleep schedule I had to pull a sleep delay"
"That sucks bro"
"Sleep delaying"
"What?"
"That sucks bro"
"Sleep delaying"
"What?"
by DeezieKM December 25, 2022

by marnie14 April 24, 2017
