Matt

A nice guy who delivers more matts.

Matt delivered me another matt today.

by Lssdeew October 2, 2022

matt

a fat slob, a gay faggot that talks to his bf all the time. hes ugly and eats like a pig. he likes to rape little girls named ava. he tried to molest his step brother. he likes kids under the age of 12. he doesnt own a shower, toothbrush, actual brush, and no other pairs of clothes. everything u dont like. always in the closet but wont come out to tell his parents hes gay.

matt is ugly and fat

girl: omg look how hes eating

me: FAT PIG

by bananas are bomb November 10, 2019

Pulled a Matt

Making plans for Saturday morning, but getting too drunk Friday night to follow through with said plans

We were supposed to go to brunch today, but he pulled a Matt

by RedneckViking August 7, 2021

Matt

A guy who thinks hes a n amazing parent but is actually terrible at being a parent and is not a good person

Matthew Rouse is bad :(

by bluesoap March 25, 2023

Matt Swift

The best LSA ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Swift is the best!

by qasdfgbnsasdcvb nbfdenm n June 28, 2022

Smelling Like A Matt

When you smell really bad and need to shower as soon as possible.

Man I’m really smelling like a Matt today.

by NimrodTheGreat March 29, 2023

Matt

The pengist ting alive all the girls stare at his thikkkkkkk man boooty

Omg Matt is sooooo fit 🤤🤤🤤🤤

by PandaFalls November 4, 2019