French Sword Fighting

When a man puts his penis against another man or shemale's will into their penis hole. After six and a half minutes, you pull out and slap their penis causing a volcano of blood.
Dude my dick feels like chopped up garlic after french sword fighting last night.

Oh man dude, I totally raped you, you want a hot carl?
by UTI September 19, 2009
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Ze french clam

a french female with enormous vagina
dear diary:
ive done this cute french gal 2nite
it was gr8 exept her Ze french clam had me worried a lil'
it tried to eat me....
by Notorious Chimp April 03, 2004
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excuse my french

An expression that is often misused to mean to allow me to curse. In-fact it's supposed to refer to the fact that French is a very sensual language, and it's to be used after something sensual.
Pardon my french, but she's hot.
by Idoit November 05, 2003
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french me anal

by Jozimoto June 24, 2007
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French fuck

Like French kiss but you put your whole foot as far as you can down your partners pussy until it hurts so much
Jared stop French fucking me ahhhhhhhhh....
by Senpai the 1 February 25, 2020
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French Fry Man

Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Comes to life when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing bright orange clothes and hats with yellow M's on them.
The evil French Fry Man Lurks around every corner of every street! Beware!
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Fuckin French Simon

someone that is really fuckin french. Like when they have a huge french chin, and does the fuckin french window washer dance. and talks incredibly of the "french touch" whatever the fuck that is.
"I really love Sarkozy, and crepes"
"Dude, your totally a fuckin french simon, HON HON HON"
by Canadian EH tristen November 10, 2007
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