Dick hard mad

When you just get so mad your dick gets hard

I can not even explain how mad you got me right now bitch ,I'm so dick hard mad.

by #asssoulehelpingme2 March 27, 2022

Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.

Get a load of this try-hard comedian. He's such a jackass.

by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 4, 2020

A Hard Day’s Night

It's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night
I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright

You know I work all day
To get you money to buy you things
And it's worth it just to hear you say
You're gonna give me everything
So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok

When I'm home

Everything seems to be right
When I'm home

Feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah

It's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night
I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright, oww

So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok

When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah

Oh, it's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog

It’s been A Hard Day’s Night
I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright
You know I feel alright
You know I feel alright

by Zultroid December 15, 2020

air hard gun

when you get hard, and put a BB pellet into the tip of your dick, and then ejaculate so hard that the BB pellet goes flying into your gf face.

patricia: kyle shot me with his air hard gun last night

gilbert: do you mean air soft gun ??
patricia: no.

by mike balzitch June 23, 2022

up to hard eight

(adverb) badly, that you're jonesing, to the max, extremely, absolutely and suchlike...

do you want to come with us? - up to hard eight!! (of course)
I want it up to hard eight! (very badly)
buy whisky up to hard eight! (buy all the bottles of whisky in the store)
I was drunk up to hard eight (I was extremely drunk)

by FrankieHamish December 29, 2006

hard boiled

someone who has lost all sex appeal and has become totally unappealing to their former mate

i found out that guy i've been dating waxes his eyebrows... he totally hard boiled himself

by highpockets79 April 16, 2010

genetically hard wired

to think or feel based on an innate way you were born to

A mother who thinks her daughter is the smartest, most beautiful girl in the world, Gods gift to humanity, is genetically hard wired to feel this way.
Italians are genetically hard wired to love gelato and those who make it for them!!!

by Gods Gift to Umanity June 9, 2011