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Ham

I would buy a crate of ham, but I can't.
by josherylemon February 20, 2024
mugGet the Hammug.

Ham

He thought he was finna get 1000$ he’s a ham
by tsjayy August 31, 2023
mugGet the Hammug.

Vagina ham

A form of religious abuse and the worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Probably done by some trying to frame you to evade blame.
The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Very muted senses as well as nearly being impossible to get off, and completely leaving gspot damn near unattainable. Probably done by possesive older religious resembling people that have "family secrets" (i.e. a history of sexual abuse), and/or by extremeist Ctholicism or a crazy tiny dick ex or an experimental fling turned wrong, or even by a ex that also has a history of sexual assault, or even by your insane rapist dad that is trying to keep his secret buried and you stringing along by gaslighting you and repressing memories that, in leu of everything, aren't all that repressed.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
mugGet the Vagina hammug.
this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
mugGet the don't get your ham in a twistmug.

Ma’am ham

Hey you think I should give him my Ma’am Ham tonight?
by Leanie Meanie January 22, 2024
mugGet the Ma’am hammug.

ham

muslims favouraite food
'i love ham'
by Cons2pation nation February 8, 2018
mugGet the hammug.

ham

hammerz : gunz
ham : gun
hamer: weapon.
its a two seater a ham on my bitch i maide one room toating hams and shit.
by rau-dih October 2, 2021
mugGet the hammug.

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