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totally functional human

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A human that in social settings seems normall but if you look closer it is just a mirage and you see just how messed up they truly are.
That guy over there in the corner is a " totally functional human "
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The Most Beautiful Human Being

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No one is The Most Beautiful Human Being but... I mean.. Ryan Ross is beautiful indeed so I guess. (We all have different opinions no hard feelings.)

Ryan Ross AKA Past backup vocals and guitar for Panic! At The Disco is Very Very Beautiful and talented
Person A: Oh yeah whose The Most Beautiful Human Being?
Person B: Brendon Urie
Person A: no you biccfa-cala-ca it's Ryan Ross indeed!
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remember the human 

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An Internet principle of etiquette, and very well a forum/message board Golden Rule. Calls for empathy on the part of the individual about to post or comment, as to remember that what they're writing will be read by a person - and all that entails.
P1: Dude, just kill yourself.
P2: Bro, remember the human.
P1: I shall repent, brother.
remember the human by apostrophe' February 5, 2019
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Lennard the human Geyser 

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A large neck beard with the classic fedora, wielding a 1 inch long 3 inch wide penis that fires with the force of a jet engine.
Lennard the human geyser thinks himself a worrier wilst typing sexiest things about women online and blasting away at his loli body pillows with force equivalent to a jet engine and the accuracy of a blind soldier.
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you cursed human being

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a person who made an image or video that triggered you in a way that makes you scream.
person: *making a cursed video/image*
me, after seeing that for the 4th time: you cursed human being.
you cursed human being by aritaurus. September 26, 2019
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Mark aka "bad human" 

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A person that is passionate about classic Jeeps. Mark can usually be recognized as the guy wearing two shirts. Mark also wears boots like he is working on a ranch. Mark is also passionate about his job and is sometimes in charge of other people. This usually is not a good fit for Mark because he is a bad human and doesn't know how to treat his senior coworkers fairly.
Mark aka "bad human", you are so unfair!
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