Flowbeast

(n.) A person that knows legit rap songs

Person 1: "Yo I know 4 Nikki Minaj raps!!!"
Person 2: "That shit is fake, check out Roscoe..."
Person 3: "Yee, this guy is a flowbeast."

by dickchaney August 16, 2011

flowpop

when you get head while getting a haircut.

so lastnight i was getting a haircut when my bitch hit me up and she was all hot and ready. i cudnt leave before i was done with the haircut so i had her come and blow me in the barbers chair. flowpop

by alax14 August 29, 2011

Flower Funeral

A funeral held for dead flowers. Usually in a flowerbed side service honoring the sweetness and beauty of the dead flowers. Usually held after cutting or throwing away the dead flowers. Is also often held in a church. The only known Flower Funeral happened on November 18, 2011 when Ed Crankshaft, his daughter Pam Murdoch, and her husband Jeff were attending the funeral of a close friend. A Flower Funeral is not sad. In fact, it is very calming. So, if you want beautiful flowers for all time, hold a Flower Funeral for the ones you lost. Its a sweet thing to do.

Ed: Oh no, all my flower died. How am I going to remember them?

Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.

Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.

Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.

Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)

Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.

Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.

Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?

Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!

Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011

Flowfection

the perfect flow.

Con Bro Chill has flowfection

by LAXKING777 February 5, 2012

Flower Grandchild

The subsequent offspring of members of the 1960's peace-and-love movement. AKA children of the original hippies.

"Do you see that kid, River? His parents are such hippies, he's a flower grandchild."

by Littlewing August 19, 2012

Flowulous Dream

A dream that causes one to feel indefinite chronological satisfaction

Trevdawg was explaining his Flowulous Dream to the handman.

by Airrwicckk October 27, 2012

Flowerpit

The stoners/hipsters moshpit. Consists of arms raised in air, and slow turning, with occasional contact with other members of the flowerpit.

Hipster A: Did you go to that show last night?

Hipster B: Yeah man, that flowerpit was soooo chill..

by Ja-wan December 18, 2012