poomba fish

like the word, poom but it's basically a cuss.

shut the fuck up you poomba fish!

by ginge27 December 27, 2008

loser fish

the act of being a loser fish means to celebrate ones noobish qualities and defy the laws of nature. A loser fish is generally a person who is mentally impertinent and confused with life. Names that apply commonly to the loser fish title include; Angela, Matt, Kristen and bernard

A: Do you think i could jump of this buil..-

B: dont be a loser fish you nong

by 12wootwoot September 17, 2011

Flopping Fish

Like the motor boat when one places their face in someones cleavage, only this is done with your hand.

With fingers pointed to the middle of her cleavage, I wedge my tips in between her tits and gave her a flopping fish.

by Boots of Chinese Plastic 7 December 17, 2011

Mountain Fish

The Northern Mountain Fish (septentrionali montis piscium)is a freshwater fish in the family Cyprinidae of order Cypriniformes. It is most commonly found in puddles atop of high altitude mountains in British Columbia, Canada.

*** Description

Mountain Fish have metallic scales, similar to goldfish. The Mountain Fish's deep body, broad and curved back, and tail placement has been merged with the large head-growth, Mountain Fish do not have dorsal fins.

"wow, a mountain fish!"
"is that a morbidly obese gold fish or a mountain fish?"

by Rossco! January 11, 2012

jolly fish

The windows phone version of flappy bird, which is 10x harder twice as frustrating, and u play as a huge dumb ass jelly fish tht looks like it could be a breast implant

the underwater equivalent to tht stupid bird

Did u get flappy bird yet?
me: no I have a shitty windows phone they only have jolly fish which is already making me frustrated!! 😒😒

by J-frost February 6, 2014

scottish fish hook

The act of initiating a fight with a trashtalker by punching them, if it knocks the trashtalker over, then the person curves their finger into a hook shape and sticking it in the trashtalker's anal cavity.

The little shit was talking shit about my momma so I had to scottish fish hook him

by Grassy sphincter March 11, 2018

teli fish

1. A Teletubby that had been submerged in water, acting as though it is a fish
2. A person who is acting like a teletubby whilst it is swimming

3. A person named Teli, stemming from the greek name Aristotle, who is acting as though they are a fish

The teli fish yearned for his aquatic beverage.

by suspendernoob November 27, 2018