facebook goggles

A slang term (similar to 'beer goggles') for a phenomenon in which misleading profile pictures lower sexual inhibitions to the point that very little or no discretion is used when approaching hot chicks on Facebook. The term is often humorously applied when an individual is observed making advances towards, later regretting contact with a partner that is deemed unattractive, unacceptably scandalous, or repulsive after viewing other pictures of the Facebook user.

Dude I saw this babe on facebook and her profile picture was bangin' then I saw her beach pics and realized she was fugly, i was a victim of facebook goggles.

by see jay June 3, 2008

facebook snitch

sharing a lot of unnecessary information about others while not being asked for it (similar to the recent actions of Facebook and the development of the NewsFeed).

Melissa : Wanna get something to eat?
Keisha : I heard Vicky T. sucked off Mike, Joe, David and Gino. And Paris slept with Daniel, Jamaal and Kyle.
Melissa : Alright...thanks for that.
Alicia : Wow, you definitely just whyled out.. on some serious Facebook Snitch status.

by dubbsy December 6, 2006

Facebook Chat Rape

the act of leaving one word, offensive messages on a friends facebook chat right before you log out.

Spencer Facebook chat raped me last night. He called me a cunt

by Joe DiGrazia October 22, 2008

facebook whore

Someone who adds everyone and their cousin on facebook, joins every other group they see, and adds every app they can think of, all just to look cooler than they really are.

My girlfriend is such a fricking facebook whore.

by absolutelyno one October 16, 2007

facebook Paparazzi

When someone takes photos of embarrassing moments or doing things you probably shouldn't be doing, then uploads and tags them on facebook for all your friends to see.

"My girlfriend saw a picture of me licking some random chick... damn you facebook Paparazzi!"

by jhiugiygiuyhgoijh May 27, 2008

facebooked

hitting someone in the face with a book

Yo, she got outta line so I facebooked her and now shes missing three teeth.

by j smoove operator March 14, 2009

Facebook

A sheer waste of time; the reason why GPAs are at an all time low, and it is the place for stalkers. One of the only good things is that it's more classy than myspace.

Muffy: Come on, Amanda, study for the history test with me.

Amanda: No time for that! I have to go on facebook!

Muffy: well...suit yourself (frowns)

by Ilysm Preston <3 May 7, 2009