fake cute 

When your girl is drinking out of a juice box and she's lookin hella fine

"Damn girl, you fake cute and whatever"

fake cute by _paaiiggee__ October 3, 2017

Fake the Funk 

(military jargon)To falsely motivate yourself and get the work or exercise at hand.

I just can't get motivated today, so I best fake the funk or enjoy the front leaning rest position.

Fake the Funk by John1969 May 9, 2008

fake ass hoe 

A Zayn Malik

Person 1: "Why isn't he here? He said he would be here!"
Person 2: "He's such a fucking fake ass hoe."

fake ass hoe by lmaoassbitch July 20, 2014

don't fake it to kick it

you don't have to lie or act like you are someone else to hang out with me or be my friend

guy 1: I just got back from climbing Mt. Everest. What a high!
guy 2: Me too. I'm surprised I didn't see you there!
guy 1: don't fake it to kick it! I hang with losers, just not liars!

don't fake it to kick it by Dawnelle June 23, 2008

Facespace 

A combination of Facebook and Myspace. When the person is simultaneously on both sites.

Person 1: What you up to?
Person 2: Oh just on Facespace

Facespace by SerifeC October 5, 2008

Faestar 

The awesomest girl on H*R.net (homestarrunner.net)

Faestar posts smart riddles in the riddle thread

Faestar by Hooooomsar June 8, 2003

fake pro

One who attempts to be pro and who might exhibit all of the qualities of being pro, but turns out to be the exact opposite.

Russell appeared to be a linguistics expert, but his opposition to pioneering a new phrase revealed him to be a fake pro.

fake pro by djsatis October 29, 2008