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Dick Munch

Being totally inconsiderate and rude. Extremely mean. Dont care about anyone but themselves.
Quit bein a DICK MUNCH!
Dick Munch by Jessee July 29, 2005
"Weed dick" occurs when a man experiences erectile dysfunction due to smoking too much pot.
He was about to have sex with Nicole, but he had a bad case of "weed dick."
Weed Dick by Lord Menes November 24, 2015

dickspeed 

1)How fast the dongcopter goes

2)Any tempo over 1400 in Mario Paint Composer. It's so fast it seems to catch up with the dongcopter.
1)The dongcopter has broken the dick barrier and gone into cock 1.

2)Holy Jesus flakes! With a tempo of 2600 that song would have gone into dickspeed 4 times and back!
dickspeed by moot#faggot February 4, 2009

button dick 

A word coined on the ShockTalk Internet Radio podcast where a guy has a penis that is so small that when not erect it looks like a button. Great word for penis humiliation!
Hey there sweetie, I just love your little button dick. Would you like me to give it a little tug?
button dick by Karin King December 29, 2007

Dickson Derby 

The dangerous act of masturbating on a thoroughbred horse as it gallops at full speed across a prairie.
Boy 1: "Wow, he's become a pro at the Dickson Derby."
Boy 2: "I know, look at him go."
Dickson Derby by M-Chill December 19, 2012

dickstuck 

When someone puts off all other forms of social interaction due to some extremely good sex. This is not the same as being "whipped" as the individual is not being controlled by their partner, they are willingly avoiding previously common aspects of their lives for that holy booty.
"Dude have you seen or talked to David at all? I haven't heard from him in 3 weeks."
"No, he's dating that nurse who is a stripper on the side and has been dickstuck for weeks."
dickstuck by Sullenmax April 3, 2017