Simpson Dick

You know how the Simpsons have yellow skin color? This includes the dicks of the male characters, yellow colored, like bananas. So basically a simpson dick is a banana.

Brandon: Hey dude remember when we got stoned the other day?
Dally: Yea man we started to think about evolution, thought we were monkeys, and then stuffed ourselves with simpson dicks when the munchies hit us!

by Bestial Invasion February 20, 2009

dick muncher

someone who chews on cock

joe you are such a dick muncher

by skrilla nilla deala May 13, 2005

Dick Breath

When a person intakes so much penis, that his or her breath now smells as a fresh penis would.

Dude: What's that smell
Girl: Sorry, I have DICK BREATH

by Zand the pan May 28, 2015

Dick Cheney

a big game hunter. "Big game" equals elderly dudes looking for quails.

Oh, my god he shot me!

What did you expect? I'm Dick Cheney.

by lizoffspring April 23, 2006

dick nipples

elongated nipples that hang or protrude more than the average nipple.

One example can be seen a the first locker room scene of the porno "Debbie Does Dallas," on the cheerleader who is screwing the coach.

by thebunnyhorse December 1, 2004

dick rod

The name of Rich dirty sanchez Rodriguez, the new coach of the Michigan football team

Dick Rod shafted his alma mater when he left West Virginia.

by JEZUZ January 7, 2008

monkey dick

an idiot,or dumb ass

your such a monkey dick

by kirkas January 25, 2009