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by Yra361 January 22, 2021
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Date Fart

When you are on a date with someone you like and suddenly you or your date farts and silent or loud could possibly ruin the date
Example 1

Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there

Paul: Dang dude

Example 2

Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go

Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting

Martha: What’d ya do

Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow

Martha: Wow
by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
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Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021
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Sa-date

We have a 2 year old, it's covid, so my baby and me are going on a stay-at-home date. A sa-date.
by dlocker8 February 6, 2021
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Date

Australian slang for bumhole... not the whole bum, the bumhole.
I told Scotty that he can take his boat award and shove it up his date.
by Krit-Murhy February 10, 2021
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Squish date

a platonic Date that one goes on with their squish.
P1; dude me and Liz went on a Squish Date the other night.
P2; I didn't know you Two were dating
P1; no dude, a squish is someone who you love closely but in a platonic way

P2; oh you mean she's just your best friend?
P1; yep and we go on Squish dates because it's perfectly normal to have female best friends

P2; the more you know!
by Alistair Halloween February 20, 2021
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Date

That brown snack that has a seed in it
The specific day of the month of the year
When you go out with someone
Do you wanna eat dates for snack?
The date that I wrote this definition is March 31, 2021. (Yes, is is literally that!)
Do you want to date me today?

All of the above: Do you want to eat dates on our date on the date May 3, 1938?
by URB4N D1C710N4RY March 31, 2021
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