Kooka Cakes

When baby powder or other moisture absorbing powders clump together in the vagina or fupa region.

1. Girl , it’s so hot outside, when I took my panties off, kooka cakes fell all over the ground.

2. Bro, have you ever tasted kooka cakes.

by Kookacakecooker September 28, 2022

Cake Gargler

A person who has no definable neck, generally due to obesity.

Damn, that man has no neck....he must be a cake gargler!?

by King Ulfberht April 5, 2015

ass-caked

To drink excessive amounts of alcohol at a Greenday concert

"I'm gonna get absolutely ass-caked tonight"

by Asscake69 May 3, 2017

cake muggles

Someone who has an opinion on the pricing of custom cakes yet has no expertise, they tend to have a Walmart budget yet get angry when they can’t afford a custom cake. They also believe they can “do the cake themselves”.

This cake muggle just scoffed at my cake price, so I told her to buy a box of cake mix and make it herself. Because obviously all it is, is milk, eggs and flour.... Cake Muggles!

by Buttercream queen August 30, 2018

Tank Cakes

When pancake mix is placed between the ballsack and anus, and during excersize swear mixes the pancake mix into batter, from which pancakes are made

“Yo Tom, I just went for a run, want some tank cakes?”

by Awesome armenian September 13, 2018

knob cake

A person who is of great inconvenience and speaks a load of shit.

Thanks for that you f*$%"£% knob cake. What a load of shit

by Harry Jacobs August 20, 2013

cake-maker

A guy willing to cover or fill you with cum like frosting to a cake

She made me a cake-maker last night!

by TheSlasher September 22, 2020