child bags

balls.
just balls.

hey ma'am. want to step on my child bags?

by JewGaming April 1, 2021

Child Lottery

two or more friends ejaculate in a cup, mix it up. And fertilize their wives, wait 9 months to find whose son is whose.

Haha! Jimmy was a part of a child lottery. Weirdo!

by DontStealMyMeme November 19, 2025

a child

adam my friend called adam

i have a friend called adam he is a child

by blitzocrowley June 8, 2022

Ryan Childs

Referring to a person who is really skinny and has no muscle. Usually used as a bad word, not a compliment

Person one: Hey dude, what's up?
Person 2: Hey, you are so Ryan Childs. Have you been eating well?

by spiderbruv November 25, 2025

Childe

A grownup acting like a literal child; childish, immature, and sensitive

“Wow they’re acting like a literal Childe!”
“Don’t act like a Childe! That would be terrible!”

by Scaramona November 30, 2022

Lucas Childs

He is the goat. Better than everyone else, especially the Jack Herrings and Rio Scott's

Jack: Who's the goat?
Rio: Lucas Childs

by Lukey2823857928735 January 23, 2024

middle aged child

A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”

You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*

You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you

by iamafarmer8888 July 29, 2022