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Flash Bang

When raping someone so fast that they will not realise it.
Bro: Yo, dude I flash banged my crush.
Me: Aww shit man, that's cursed.
by LaxoLP January 13, 2020
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Dog Banging

People have a fancy for dogs or are always awkward and cause weird situations.
"Ian was dog banging, it was actually weird."
by BlackHawk8100 September 8, 2016
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bang ratio

The bang ratio is the percentage of people who "like" a post on social media that the poster would potentially like to bang. For example, if someone uploads a picture to facebook that receives 20 likes, 8 of which come from people that the poster would enjoy having sexual relations with, the picture has a bang ratio of 40%.

Because the general purpose of most men's lives is to have sex with as many people as possible, (and because they have an unstated sexual attraction towards a large number of their female friends) most men are constantly attempting to post things that will generate a maximal bang ratio.
Dude 1: "I can't believe you uploaded a picture to Facebook of you frolicking in a meadow with puppies and baby horses."
Dude 2: "Dude, girls love pictures like that. That picture has 55 likes, with a bang ratio of 85%!"
by SexySaxMan May 11, 2013
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flash bang

like a flash mob but instead of dancing its a giant orgy
Jake: hey guys flash bang at the mall tonight at 6
Bex: cool man I'll see you there
by bexallot May 19, 2015
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Strangle bang

When you want to strangle someone but also bang them (not at the same time).
by Petco Nuts are awesome April 18, 2014
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Rich Bang

Rich is a simple, he likes:
-Late Night
-Ball
-Napping
-Reading
Why Should you date Rich?:
-He's committed (he's almost never missed a late night)
-He's a great body pillow
-His voice will charm your ass like sirens
-His name is Dick Bang

RIIIIIIIIICCCCHCHCHCH BAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGARANG
I'm so lucky, I got Rich Bang as my first year roommate
by Rich Banger October 10, 2017
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q-bang

1.) When you rapidly bang on the Q key in Battlefield to spot the enemy.
Similar to Q-spam
1.) Bro one said "Bro, my keyboard broke!" Bro two responded "Why Bro?!?!?!" Bro one replied "Because I was Q-banging those bitches on Battlefield!"

2.) Bro two said "that's nothing Bro, I Q-banged the whole enemy team and we lit those motherfuckers up like fireworks at any minor league baseball games!" Bro one said "k".
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