Alexandy

A name i made for xander because i loev him and want to annoy him lol

Ollie: That's Alexandy?
Eliot: Yep!

by MrDrax October 9, 2021

Alexander NY

A shitty small town in upstate NY known for nothing but having 1 gas station and a bunch of drug using shitty people. not much to it other than the school who spent 50k on a sign and can’t afford lunches.

“wanna go to Alexander NY?”. “no.”

by John seize October 9, 2021

Alexandra

A spawn of satan, the perfect example of Rosa parks if she took her car instead of the bus, most Alexandra’s are beautiful but this specific one isn’t even human just a straight up menace to society and my arthritis and she knows who she is

Alexandra set the Red Cross on fire without a second thought

by TEEYLER October 10, 2021

Alexa

10% of the Alexa's out there are scary

Alexa: *hits u for no reason*
You: tf that hurt

by weird anonymous October 12, 2021

Alexander Technique

The alexander technique is a technique that allows sexual partners to maintain the ability to walk after rough raw anal. They thrust in perfect sync at a perfect 65° angle maintain eye contact and match their breath. If posture or breathing ever fall out of sync you get hit with a ruler. At the end both parties thank each other for a the wonderful coitus and shove a stick up their respective asses.

Martin: Bob, did you try out the Alexander Technique last night? You have to. It’s the best!!!
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days

by snoopdoggo October 13, 2021

Alexandru

A Romanian guy, who is normally very smart and tall, really gorgeous and fun. He has trouble expressing his emotions in the beginning, but once you two are close, he tells you everything. When he loves, he loves hard, he would do anything for you. If someone so much as touches his girl, they're most likely gonna get bashed. He would do anything to protect his girl and make her feel like she deserves the world because, to him, she does. He is always there to make you laugh or smile, either with his goofy humour or stupid flirting. But you'll love him, because he's just that perfect :)

If you have one in your life, don't let him go

Paul: What's your name?
Alexandru: Alexandru, why?
Paul: Oh just to know Alex Andrew.
Alexandru: It's Alexandru buddy.
Paul: Yeah, Alex Andrew.
Alexandru: F*ck it, call me Alex

by YoungBoyzz November 21, 2021

Alexandru Iovanovici

King of hell, conquer of all demons. He likes to eat kid's souls for breakfast.

Alexandru Iovanovici is on the phone for more than 30 min. He is speaking with Satan istelf

by BananaForBreakfast November 21, 2021