drop the dead donkey

v. (chiefly British): To run a controversial or inflammatory television news story. A television news story constructed specifically to boost ratings through controversy. A television news story crafted for shock value.

We'll start the news cast with the story about the firefighters rescuing the kitten from the cherry tree. Then we'll drop the dead donkey, and run the story about how they fed it to the firehouse Dalmatian afterwards.

by parisofpriam February 4, 2006

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Where da donkeys

A line in a fan remake of a Ke$ha parody (Glitter Puke)

Wake up in the morning feeling greener than Shrek (WHERE DA DONKEYS?)

by wheredadonks August 29, 2010

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Metcalf Donkey Punch

When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.

Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?

A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.

by Fatass650 October 23, 2011

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Donkey Punch

To punch a unsuspecting person in the genitals for no perceived reason.

Your buddy did something stupid and did not realize it. So you donkey punch him in the nuts. So too emphasize stupid is as stupid does.

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Tiajuana Donkey Show

(A joke from Mind of Mencia)

A show that occurs over spring break in Tiajuana, MX, where Miss Spring Break has raunchy sex with a donkey in front of a crowd of drunken college kids.

Creepy Mexican: "Hey, wanna see a donkey show?"
Creepy White: "Sure!"

BACK HOME

Mom: "So how was your trip, honey?"
Son: "It was great mom! A creepy old man brought me to a Tiajuana Donkey Show!"

by Brandyn Baldwin June 23, 2006

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