December 11 is national kiss short blondes on the cheek or slap their ass 10 times throughout the day even if they are taken
Boy: kisses shirt blonde person
Short blonde person: hey! What was that for?? Im taken!
Boy: its december 11
Short blonde: ohhhh
Short blonde person: hey! What was that for?? Im taken!
Boy: its december 11
Short blonde: ohhhh
by Idkwhat to put myname as December 10, 2020
Get the December 11mug. 
Get the 1122334411223344556677889900--==11==22--3300449955886677mug. 9/11 is approximately 0.818.
by 😩 daddy June 29, 2024
Get the 9/11mug. 1. A malware combination of Spyware and Adware released by Microsoft for "security." To secure your data to data brokers and ads in your start menu, to secure money into Microshit's pocket. An OS used by NPCs who don't know any better and also trust things like Norton and McAfee. See also NPC and Shitware/Shovelware
2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.
3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.
4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.
5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)
6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.
7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth
8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.
3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.
4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.
5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)
6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.
7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth
8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
1.) Person 1 "Hey dude, you upgraded to Windows 11 yet?"
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."
2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."
3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."
2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."
3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
by this websites devs suck ass September 27, 2024
Get the Windows 11mug. Person1: hey what do u want to do to today
Person2: um idc
Person1: we’ll it’s December 11
Person2: ohhh let’s go to the park then kiss
Person2: um idc
Person1: we’ll it’s December 11
Person2: ohhh let’s go to the park then kiss
by Aahhaahhah December 8, 2021
Get the December 11mug. You have to take me home
But what am i going to do if i am not drunk before eleven
So you have to get drunk before 11
Yeah its the 11 o'clock rule
But what am i going to do if i am not drunk before eleven
So you have to get drunk before 11
Yeah its the 11 o'clock rule
by burnt cracker March 16, 2010
Get the 11 O'Clock Rulemug. Person: hey wanna go knock on a random persons door
Friend: No
Person: it’s September 11th
Friend: FINE
Friend: No
Person: it’s September 11th
Friend: FINE
by randomgirlyoudoundonline November 6, 2021
Get the september 11mug.