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V-Time

At bar:

John: Where were you bro?
Jim: I just had some quality v-time. I'm back now. Shots on me!
by jimboshrip December 17, 2011
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V-Splitter

A penile shaft with exceptionally enormous girth, the vaginal walls simply split. Thus making the birth canal a "slip n slide" for exiting babies.
That guy has a v-splitter. I hear Jane couldn't walk for a week!
by Ballsmclongcock May 30, 2014
mugGet the V-Splittermug.
What I call homo-sapiens who k ow the spartan prayer" "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because of being so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
mugGet the Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)...mug.

baby v

somebody who wants to make it by anymeans
baby v just wants to be successful
by johnothan December 26, 2021
mugGet the baby vmug.

V

A car
U see that new V Tito got?
by ramboldn February 15, 2024
mugGet the Vmug.

V-LOI

VALUE LIFE OVER IMAGE-Jamal brown
I’m gonna be a gangbanging rapper
Boy V-LOI
by Chayce___ August 1, 2022
mugGet the V-LOImug.

Trading V card

Trading someone's V card to someone else, typically done as a joke or to flex how many people you took a v card from
Person 1: OMG PERSON 2 HAS SO MANY V CARDS!?
Person 2: surprisingly yea, wanna trade some?
Person 3: I only have insert random name's...

Person 1: oh we are Trading V cards
Person 4: is that my v card... in someone else's hand...???
by help_me_omg November 1, 2023
mugGet the Trading V cardmug.

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