hand shoes

Gloves

It's cold outside; let me get my hand shoes.

by NOS4ATU June 11, 2019

Haitian Handful

A Haitian Handful is a sexual act comprising of jizzing into someone's cupped hands, which is subsequently drank by either party.

"Whoa bro, last night my wife wanted a Haitian Handful!"

by Wolfydope September 18, 2018

Carter Hand

The definition of hell this man should be arrested at first site if caught he will serve 17 life sentences for 293 counts of murder and several hundred counts of breaking and entering. This man is most likely armed and highly dangerous.

Police 1: the carter hand has struck again.
Police 2: oh lord really?!
Police 1: yes, this is the 293rd murder

by Carter hand March 31, 2022

Surfers Hand

A condition often related to extended periods of Internet-surfing, causing the mouse hand to feel uncomfortably cold.
Can be cured by wearing gloves.

After browsing hilarious YouTube videos for hours, I realised I had to stop due to my ever-worsening Surfers Hand.

by Grbel08 August 30, 2010

pp hands

When your hands taste like pp

The gif is is a guy who dont have pp hands

Man: *licks hands
Man: EW MY HANDS TASTE LIKE DICK
Pp hands

by Syphex1 September 13, 2020

Hand Rosenberg

When you're at work and can't leave your desk but you have to get off so you pull up close to the front of your desk and put your hand down your pants, and pull one off right there.

Yo Craig why'd you get fired? Man my boss reported me to HR for pulling a Hand Rosenberg to the new secretary!

by Vulture21 January 25, 2017

Pras-handing

A masturbation technique whereby the masturbateur is cut off from the senses of his own hands and can pathetically pretend to be receiving a hand job from a female partner.

This is found commonly in the Oxford, England area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.

Stop Pras-handing you sad perverted freak, wash off that nail varnish and come down to the pub to find a real bird.

by Yaya-Bune August 31, 2009