by Penelopeee Johnson May 1, 2025

Your honor I was doing 57 in a 55 when the officer pulled me over and wrote me for speeding. Call me crazy, but I think he was being just a little bit shit picky...
by jakesterinthehouse August 1, 2011

by Loki5 July 8, 2024

A secret camping spot where men become men the last weekend of April for opening day. Fishing, drinking, guns, drugs, feasting like kings, camp fires and dominoes. Anything can happen and it all will happen.
by JermzLundy April 3, 2019

Leonid Toptunov: Oh shit!
-Vladimir I. Lenin “Chernobyl” Nuclear Power Plant, April 26, 1986, 1:23:45 a.m.
-Vladimir I. Lenin “Chernobyl” Nuclear Power Plant, April 26, 1986, 1:23:45 a.m.
by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021

1.)Term used to discribe someone who is doing douche things and being an instigator or when someone tries to push you over the edge or try to make you aggravated enough to fight them
2.)When a person has to take a shit so bad they are on the verge of crapping their pants.
2.)When a person has to take a shit so bad they are on the verge of crapping their pants.
1) "so that little shit-brink jaykwon was tryin to fuck with my shit yesterday"
"you beat dat niggas ass?"
"hell yeah, i stomped the fuck out dat pussy ass nig"
2) "I was on a shit-brink during that whole test.
I swear if the bell didnt ring soon i was about do drop a douce on the teach's desk
"you beat dat niggas ass?"
"hell yeah, i stomped the fuck out dat pussy ass nig"
2) "I was on a shit-brink during that whole test.
I swear if the bell didnt ring soon i was about do drop a douce on the teach's desk
by mitch canadian November 4, 2010

Me: "I feel like a gazelle since I dropped that deuce 10 minutes ago! Whooooo!"
Friend: "Man, you really "Shit and Rally", huh? All night you were moping around saying how flat you feel, and now you're all keen to party for hours!"
Friend: "Man, you really "Shit and Rally", huh? All night you were moping around saying how flat you feel, and now you're all keen to party for hours!"
by Headcaver May 18, 2023
