shit menu

All the examples or reasons why someone or something is a total piece of shit.

"Why do I think that your football team is a piece of shit? Well, let's look at the shit menu, starting with your Rehab Pussy Rehababack...."

by Sublimesq March 2, 2015

Shit

1. The actual fece(s) of an animal or human

2. The action of having to poop

3. Objects, things, or belongings
4. A verbal way of expressing emotion

1. "There's shit on my lawn ."

2. "Sorry, I have to go take a shit."

3. It took Sam hours to put away all of his shit.

4. -" Holy shit, that's amazing!"

-"Ah shit, what did you do this time?"

by NOVA_KILL July 17, 2019

Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018

Whore Shit

Horse Shit is Whore Shit, period!

"Vic DiBitetto rides a horse named Horse Shit. He has also been known to ride a whore named Whore Shit. I don't know which one is worse!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 6, 2023

Recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag

John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.

MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.

by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016

Lickety Shit

A poop that is finished in under a minute. One good squeeze and she’s out.

Hugh: We don’t have time for you to take a dump, we’ll be late for badminton.

Frankfort: Chill...it will be a lickety shit.

by JessiDubbya May 11, 2018

Penguin shit

The coolest kind of shit.

You're as cool as penguin shit dude!

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020